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When arriving in Albuquerque someone puts a trash bag over your head a sprays ether (preferably Polar brand starter fluid) in the bag until you pass out. Then you are placed in an 8 foot ditch and covered with dirt.
When James and Jimmie came to our small town we gave them an Albuquerque Hello.
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by Spicy0304 September 12, 2019
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Where you suffocate someone with ether and a plastic bag, then bury them alive
Grim Karen : I'd like to give the new neighbors an Albuquerque hello
by Grim Karen September 12, 2019
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Is the act of knocking someone out with a piggly wiggly bag full of starter fluid then burying them alive in an eight foot garbage hole in your backyard with a borrowed backhoe.
James: Hey, Jimmie, have you seen Janice?
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.
by Fourty two September 13, 2019
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To suffocate another using a plastic bag filled with starting fluid
I didnt like him so I gave him an Albuquerque Hello.
by Jerome93 September 12, 2019
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The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.
Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!
by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019
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When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.
A man in Eunice gave his wife the Albuquerque hello.
by Chazmatic September 12, 2019
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Greeting someone by spraying starter fluid into a bag and putting it over their head until unconscious. Most likely in the act of murder.
He was sick of her shit so he gave her an Albuquerque hello and dumped her in the yard.
by Ares Edge September 12, 2019
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